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John the Baptist From Bungoma: Mimi Bado Kijana, I’m 83 Years But I Will Live For 260 Years.

Once again, the self-proclaimed John the Baptist from Nandolia village in Bungoma has ignited a storm of discussion online. His latest revelation? The number of years decreed to him by the Almighty.

At 83 years of age, John, who boasts 46 wives, with the youngest being 23, asserts his divine distinction. He claims not mere mortality but a status among the venerable prophets of God, even boasting of baptizing Jesus Christ himself.

With the confidence of a prophet, he proclaims a further 177 years of sojourn in this mortal coil, having received a divine vision of his appointed age of 260 years.

Despite his advanced years, John sees himself as a perennial youth, harboring ambitions of expanding his matrimonial portfolio. His brood comprises an impressive 290 offspring, with a collection of more than 8 homesteads attesting to his prosperity and his conscientious care for his extensive family.

His youngest wife shares insights into the dynamics of their unusual union, citing the omnipresent fear of divine retribution should she stray. Her commitment to John is unwavering, resolved to remain by his side for eternity, lest the omniscient gaze of the prophet uncover any transgressions.