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Yesu Wa Tongaren Opens Up On Going Back To School For Studies.

The divisive preacher and self-proclaimed Messiah of Tongaren, Eliud Wekesa, has finally addressed the widespread rumors and accusations surrounding his alleged return to formal education to acquire knowledge.

According to reports, a particular institution visited Yesu at his residence, claiming that Yesu Wa Tongaren had agreed to enroll in their school and embark on a theological education journey.

Initially appearing to consent, Yesu’s stance took a turn when directly questioned about his purported decision to return to school. He vehemently denied any such claims.

Yesu wa Tongaren dismissed the school’s assertions as an attempt to capitalize on his name for publicity, asserting that he has no intention of going back to school. Emphatically declaring his divine status as Jesus and the ultimate teacher of God’s ways, he drew parallels with biblical figures, suggesting that like them, he cannot be a student.

Yesu Wa Tongaren contended that he possesses ample knowledge and reversed the narrative, stating that it should be the preachers and students seeking theological enlightenment from him. Dismissing the rumors, he asserted that returning to school is out of the question, as he perceives himself as a source of wisdom akin to a school.