Australian comedian Andrew Hamilton has sparked heated debate online after revealing that he pays another man to satisfy his wife’s intimate needs so he can focus entirely on building his career.
Hamilton argued that his time is too valuable to be “distracted” by anything that does not generate income. Drawing comparisons to tech billionaires, he said successful people often outsource everyday chores, and for him, intimacy with his wife falls into that category.
“Anything that does not help me grow financially is a distraction,” Hamilton was quoted saying, adding that the arrangement gives him guilt-free time to dedicate to his work. He even framed it as a business decision, likening it to hiring a chef or a cleaner.
His remarks triggered sharp reactions. Critics accused him of demeaning marriage and using business logic to justify personal choices, while others dismissed his claims as part of a comedy routine designed to shock and entertain. Still, some observers pointed out that unconventional relationships are not new, and couples often create their own rules behind closed doors.
When asked if this made him a “cuckold,” Hamilton firmly rejected the label, insisting that his choice was strategic, not submissive. Meanwhile, the controversy has reignited wider conversations about modern relationships, with some arguing that Hamilton’s story highlights a shift where practicality and personal ambition are increasingly shaping partnerships over traditional norms.
