Shock and disbelief gripped the undisclosed village yesterday when a man, identified as Osman, made the unprecedented decision to return his wife to her parents, citing the reason that her genitalia was too wide.
The community was left astounded by Osman’s apparent immaturity, questioning how he could dissolve his legally wedded marriage over such a trivial justification. Osman dropped off his wife at her parents’ home, callously informing his own parents that the woman’s intimate anatomy must have been compromised by multiple partners.
Prior to this incident, the couple had been residing in separate houses. It was rumored that Osman had been recommended to marry this woman by someone else. A local kiosk owner, situated near the woman’s residence, supported Osman’s claim, suggesting that the wife had a reputation for being a tease, and no man from the village would have willingly married her.
According to the kiosk owner, the community was taken aback when Osman decided to marry the woman in the first place. The parents of the woman were reportedly furious with their son-in-law for publicly airing their family matters. One observer noted that the young lady’s mother went so far as to label Osman a “half man” in her anger.
This incident was deemed unusual in the community, as no man had ever before returned his wife on the grounds of her intimate anatomy. The shock escalated when Osman, in a crass manner, described his wife as having an “expressway pussy,” leaving onlookers bewildered at the twists and turns of life.
