“Utanyonya ama nipee uncle,” man narrates how a beautiful lady costed him a job

A Kenyan man recently shared a hilarious story that had netizens in stitches, recounting his unexpected journey to Mwea instead of his intended destination of Embu. In a TikTok video, the man, known as Triple XX, revealed that he was headed for a job interview in Embu town from Chuka. Everything seemed to be going smoothly until a beautiful lady boarded the matatu he was traveling in and sat next to him.

“In all seriousness, Kenyan ladies can be quite mischievous at times. So, on this particular day, I was invited for an interview in Embu town. I hopped onto a matatu from Chuka. We reached Runyenjes, and things were going well. Then she came in and sat next to me, carrying a baby,” he narrated.

The matatu hadn’t covered much distance when the lady started breastfeeding her child. Triple XX, unable to avert his gaze, noticed every detail.

“So, gradually, I noticed this beautiful woman opened her blouse and began nursing her baby. And believe me, my eyes were wide open; there was no curtain to shut them.”

According to Triple XX, the lady must have realized that he was enjoying the whole spectacle and decided to take advantage of the situation.

“I was just sitting there, and then I heard her say, ‘Do you want a taste, uncle?’ while giving me a suggestive smile. Things got pretty heated from there.”

The whole situation became a distraction, causing the man to miss his job interview after mistakenly alighting at Mwea, a town kilometers away from Embu.

“To be honest, I’m not exactly sure what happened, but I found myself in Mwea because every few minutes she would tease me with her precious assets. And that’s how I missed the interview and lost the opportunity for a job.”