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Meet Nderitu, the self proclaimed ‘Jesus Christ’ from Murang’a County.

Nderitu claims that he is the real Gikuyu who lived at Mukurwe Wa Nyagathanga.

During the past Mashujaa celebrations at Ihura stadium-Murang’a town, the self proclaimed father of Agikuyu community gave demands which he said should be handed to president Uhuru with immediate effect.

“Mimi ndio Yesu Mwana Wa Mungu, mimi ndio Gikuyu na sijawai zeeka. Nilikuwa tu nimejificha lakini baba yangu, Mungu, akaniita na akaniambia nitumie ujumbe na salamu kwa president Kenyatta……”

“Sasa sijui kama salamu nilikuwa nafaa kutuma kwa Uhuru Kenyatta ama kwa Jomo Kenyatta,” Nderitu said.

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‘Jesus’ could also be seen chewing some herbs which he said that he got from Cannan.

Nderitu also added that he will go back to where he was after he confirmed that the message had delivered to either Jomo or Uhuru.

‘Jesus’ Nderitu was however arrested and taken to Murang’a Police Station for claiming that he has overthrown the government.

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