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Mbaba buys expensive Viagra but fails to stand, mpango wa kando storms out: “Mimi ni Gari Kubwa”

Mimi ni gari kubwa, usijaribu kuniwasha na unujua hauna nguvu ya kumaliza. Mimi ni Mkamba, huwezi niwasha halafu uniwache hivyo, wacha niende nitafute maboys wanitoe nyege.

A stylish restaurant in Isinya town was a recent source of entertainment for locals after a woman stormed out of the premises, accusing her man of not satisfying her.

The owner of a Toyota Fielder KDJ, new model, will never forget this day. We have gathered that the man, who is a big contractor in Kitengela, is a married man but has an insatiable appetite for women. He likes the young and think.

This has left the marriage of the contractor on the rocks, as his wife is a saved person and does not entertain his philandering habits.

On this eventful day, Joel had left his home in Kitengela and drove to Isinya alongside his mpango wa kando just to have a good time away from his overly religious wife.

After binging on drinks and chama choma, the duo booked a room to put the icing on the cake for their day out. It was time for some serious bedroom combat. Let us call it badminton.

As usual, Joel had swallowed his expensive men’s booster. He faked a short visit to the bathroom, where he confirmed that his cassava was standing tall and strong like a flag.

However, after going back to bed and as soon as they had started doing the deed. Joel’s weapon dropped dead and could no longer rise despite several attempts to jumpstart it.

“I tried all I could; it was had. He now started sweating; he had never been like this. He started saying he had panicked after remembering a delivery he had not made to a customer. This was a lie. I just sensed something was off,” the mpango wa kando said when we reached her for comment.

She continued:

“So I just had to leave; I was on fire; I needed someone to cool me down. Mimi ni gari kubwa, usijaribu kuniwasha na unujua hauna nguvu ya kumaliza. Mimi ni Mkamba, huwezi niwasha halafu uniwache hivyo, wacha niende nitafute maboys wanitoe nyege.”

The man remained inside the room, his head buried in shame. He only left at around 11am to escape the stares of onlookers who had milled around the lounge.

Unbeknownst to the contractor, his wife was the reason behind his predicament. After seeing him cheating excessively, she contacted Mugwenu Doctors on +254740637248. They promised to teach him a lesson and ensure he goes back to his wife.

“Mugwenu Doctors gave me a charm to catch cheating partner. The portion worked by ensuring Joel was not able to erect while with his concubines that he exchanges like sock. Aki you mwanaume anaweza niletea magonjwa hapa. Mugwenu doctors said he would only be erect while he was with me. And it has worked. He needs to stop cheating,” she narrated.

This story revives the memories of a recent story where a man saw a huge snake when he was going down on hir side chick. He like licking some honey but this time round he saw a snake there.

How did that happen?

I removed her pants; she was wet, but when I went to lick her, I saw the head of a snake

“We had just hooked up. We booked a room and started foreplay. We were all ready, she was just calling my name. I wanted to lick her first, but when I put my head between her thighs, I saw a huge snake. It was wiggling its tongue and ready to strike. I had to run,” the man explained, only to learn later that his wife had Visited Mugwenu Doctors and tied him to her to prevent cheating.

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